A short note on Poty.

Potty has 5 colors:
1- yellow
2- green
3- black
4- red
5- brown

Normally what can we see in a Potty:
1. Seeds of ladies finger
2. Chopped chillies
3. Rolled tomatoes
4. Coriander leaves
5. Corn

If u look at the shape of Potty carefully,you can


visualise various things -
1. eagle
2. snake
3. bhoot
4. dinosaur
5. gobar ki gol thaipdi

Types of Potty:
1. Thin
2. Hard
3. Soluble
4. Dry
5. Jelly
6. Oily

Types of Potty

GHOST potty
The kind of potty when u felt there’s potty coming out, but no potty in a toilet

CLEAN potty
U potty it out, see a potty in the toilet but nothing on the tissue

WET potty
After wiping plenty times you still feel un wiped

SECOND WAVE potty
U’re done potting, u’ve pulled up your pants and realize u need to potty some more

POP A VEIN IN YOUR FOREHEAD potty
U strain so much to get it out you feel like you’re having a stroke

GASSY potty
So noisy, every1 within earshot is giggling

SKID MARKS potty
It leaves the most noticeable skid marks at the bottom of the toilet

BURN potty
Reminds you that u had too much of chillies the previous night.

BIO WARFARE potty
Turns your toilet into a toxic chamber. Makes u regret u left your deodorant outside.

THE I WISH I COULD potty
U wanna potty but all u do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times

WET CHEEK potty
It drops so fast it splashes water on your butt cheeks

THE DANGLING potty
The one that refuses to leave your ass u need to shake it off

THE SURPRISE potty
You’re about to fart but BAAAMMMM! IT’S A POTTY!!!

No matter how beautiful or rich you are but im sure you’ve experienced one or more of those potty type...

No morning can be good without a Happy Potty

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